Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash

$5.99
Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There's thermospheric odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High Endurance Body Wash helps get rid of all this.
Ingredients: Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Sulfate, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Lauryl Alcohol, Decyl Glucoside, DMDM Hydantoin, Lauryl Glucoside, Tetrasodium EDTA, Citric Acid, Polyquaternium 10, Yellow 10 Aluminum Lake (CI 47005), Green 3.
Squeeze out of bottle, lather into skin and rinse off. Cautions: Do not apply to broken skin. If rash or irritation develops, discontinue use. Use only as directed. Keep out of reach of children.

Pure Sport, 532 mL